Unreasonable Requests

The consensus in my home is that the following requests are too much to ask:

1. Do not ask me to prepare you a snack when I am in the middle of preparing you a meal.
2. Do not ask for seconds before I have had the chance to sit down and take my first bite.  
3. Discontinue repetitive requests when I get that wild look in my eye.  
4. When finished eating, do not throw your remaining food onto the floor.
5. Keep toys out of the kitchen.
6. Do not step on my feet.
7. Do not hang on my arms while I am wielding a knife.  

On the other hand, these actions are freely given:

1. Make funny faces until I laugh.
2. Learn and grow at incredible speed.
3. Cuddle and read with me.
4. Forgive eruptions.
5. Play with incredible creativity.
6. Be generally hilarious.
7. Take care of each other.