Thursday, January 10, 2008

Are you enough woman?

I am enough woman to shop at Lane Bryant, and thank goodness! They have the most amazing jeans there now! There are three different shapes of jeans, because "all curves are not created equal." These jeans are amazing! They fit! No belt required. No hiking up the back every time I sit down. No having to decide if I want them to fit on my waist or on my hips. Waist and hips are no longer mutually exclusive. And get this: they're long enough! I have never in my life felt sorry for someone who says that jeans are always to long for them. Hem them up, Honey. There is nothing you can do to fix jeans that are too short. But, ladies and gentlemen, here's the best part. I wear a size 1. That's right. 1! Now, I realize that calling the size "1" in no way alters how big they actually are, but I prefer to buy into this marketing scheme. It's much more fun that way. Now the only question is if you are enough woman to take advantage of this wardrobe revolution. If you aren't, you'll just have to continue shopping at all those shops with adorable clothing whose biggest size is one size too small for me. Too bad for you. :)


Blogger breckster said...

I am, and I am pretty sure I am not a size one.

6:51 PM  

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