This might make you mad at me

Our society seems to believe that any advance in technology is good. Those who don't subscribe to this view are often seen as old-fashioned, behind the times, or if one is trying to be offensive, close-minded. (Side note: It's interesting to me that being called close-minded is one of the worst insults of our time. Its common use can be defined as "you refuse to agree with me.")

I'm not going to write about iphones and GPS. I'm not going to write about texting rather than conversing with people in the room. Somebody else can and has done those things. I'm going to write about something a little closer to my mind these days: technology in child birth. Those of you who are creeped out by the most miraculous of all of the processes God has built into our bodies now have permission to stop reading, (as if you needed it) but I promise not to be graphic.

First, let me fend off the inevitable initial response from most the general public. I agree that advances in technology have made childbirth much safer for mothers and babies when complications arise. Lots of people used to die giving birth or being born. Far fewer people do these days, and that is due to miraculous scientific and technological discoveries of how to fix things that go wrong. I am extremely grateful to live in a time when fear of dying during childbirth doesn't actually have a place in my thoughts and feelings. I'm grateful to live in a time that when a baby comes too early, there is often something that can be done to save his life. I'm grateful that there is no chance anyone will be performing surgery on me without anesthesia, and that Doctors and nurses now understand the importance of washing their hands. There are many cases in which technology is called for and beneficial to say the least. However, I do contend that our cultural love affair with technology doesn't always make things better.

Let's take for instance the epidural. When people find that I'm not planning on using chemical pain relief in labor, many seem to find it difficult to come up with a reason anyone would make that choice other than being crazy. I find this response even more prevalent among men, which is interesting to me. (I guess there are also more men who own a GPS.) To me the reason seems obvious, but perhaps it's because I'm not as fully enamored with technology as a good American should be. The reason is that with every medication there are risks and side effects. We tend to assume that our Doctors would never allow us to take a medication whose risks and side effects outweighed the benefits, but we seem to forget that we only see our Doctors for, like, 10 minutes at a time, and different people respond differently to different medications. We also seem to forget that Doctors get paid more the more they do, and they are forever trying to come up with the money for malpractice insurance, whose premiums have gone sky high due to our society's second love: law suits. (This is especially true for OB/GYN's) Also, "pain relief" as a benefit is extremely subjective, so why should our Doctors decide if the benefits outweigh the risks? Mainly, though, it's the lack of time that prevents our overworked Doctors, and nurses from giving us all of the information. Therefore, we must take responsibility to research risks and side effects ourselves, especially when we have plenty of time beforehand to do so. Like 40 weeks, people. And especially when you can come up with a list really quickly by googling or following links on a random blog post. (I didn't list side effects in this post in order to keep my previous commitment to not be graphic.)

Please don't misunderstand me. I don't look down on people that choose chemical pain relief. As I said earlier, in some cases the technology is called for and beneficial. I do, however, think a person ought to do some research before pumping chemicals into themselves and their babies. (Yes, epidural chemicals enter a baby's body, and with limited metabolism, the chemicals stick around more than twice as long as they do in the mother.) Sometimes it does more good than harm, sometimes it does more harm than good.

Epidurals aren't really what gets me worked up though, it's induction. Once again, induction is a wonderful development when there is a good reason. However, Mr. Doctor, Sir, "it's been 10 days" is not a good reason. Especially since I just read in Gentle Childbirth, Gentle Mothering that the average healthy woman of my race actually goes 41 weeks and 1 day before giving birth. And furthermore, "You've been here a long time, we'd like your baby to be born sooner than it looks like he's coming. We sort of need the bed." is also not a good reason to start the flow of medications and the cycle of more medication to treat the side effects of the first medication, or to perform major abdominal surgery. Just so you know where I stand on that issue. I've decided to abruptly stop there so that the comments on this post favor the "Why would this make us mad at you?" rather than the, "You bet this made me mad!" variety.

(But, if you'd like to read more about real reasons for slow and stalled labors generally treated in our hospitals with Pitocin these days, "Ina May's guide to Childbirth" is the place to look. Did you know it used to be common knowledge among Doctors in the 19th century that labor could be slowed or stopped due to an abrupt arrival on their part? So they always asked permission from those attending a woman in labor before entering. That'd be nicer than the *knock knock* *door bursts open* common in hospitals today. Wait, some hospital practices actually cause complications in labor they then treat? YES. That wasn't a very good abrupt stop. My apologies)

Cute Kid Contest

So, we figure since our little girl is gorgeous, we may as well send a photo into the 2009 Cute Kid Contest for a chance to win a $25,000 scholarship for her. After Kevin's photo shoot with her this afternoon, we've narrowed it down to 5 photos, and we'd love your input on which to send in. Not only would we like your vote, we'd love to read why you chose the photo you chose. You know, just so we can see if you even have a legitimate reason. ;) Ok, really because we're actually interested in what you really think about the photos more than which one you finally choose.

Without further ado, the photos are as follows:

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Summary

This is Alena's summary of Mr. Krueger's Christmas.

"I watch a mooovie 'bout Jesus an' a baby an' a CAT!"

Introductions

At Thanksgiving Point Gardens a couple weeks ago, Alena found these ducks along the sidewalk and properly introduced herself:

What a polite little girl! See more adorable pictures by clicking below.

Thanksgiving Point

Dear Mr. President,

Some children don't have the benefit of caring adults who have the time, resources, knowledge and patience to provide them with real life learning opportunities / one on one attention / enriching educational experiences. Therefore, let's keep all of them, including the majority who do have those benefits, cooped up in classrooms all day everyday where they don't have the resources or staff necessary to provide them with all of those things. What? That doesn't make sense?

P.S. Oh? You have an idea as to how to get them the resources? Ha. Haha. Hahaha. Riiiiight. I trust your financial decisions about as often as I let my 2 year old eat silver dollars covered in used motor oil.

P.P.S. In case you're wondering, I never let her do that.

P.P.P.S. Performance on standardized tests does not indicate actual knowledge, critical thinking skills, creativity, ingenuity, or other vital skills for making it in a 21st century global economy. It indicates performance on standardized tests. Also did you ever think that perhaps our reliance on standardized tests has harmed our education system? Didja?

P.P.P.P.S. What may be good for inner city Chicago can in many cases be bad in small town Utah. Perhaps that's why the founding fathers left educational decisions to the states. *Shrug* They may have been on to something. And by that I mean get your enormous, smelly, federal feet out of local government problems and allow the critical thinking, ingenuity, creativity, and hard work of the American People solve them without any more nice-idea-rotten-implementation-federal red tape. Please.